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Once Upon a Time

Thu Feb 22, 2007, 1:58 PM
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: Incubus - Whatever Tomorrow Brings
  • Reading: Bowling For Summer by Niles Goodwin
  • Watching: The Knights of the Dinner Table
  • Playing: With myself
  • Eating: The bottomless pit
  • Drinking: Rat poison with a hint of lime
So the other day I was drinking my juice and I wondered why it was made from concentrate.... Because orange juice made from concentrate sucks monkey balls on a stick in the middle of summer. But anywho. I started playing the flute but then I realised that I don't have a flute, nor do I know how to play it. It was very confusing, maybe it was all in my head... So then I went into the microwave to reflect on things that have happened to me in the past... and started thinking about, the one time I ate some eggs, and thought... ew I'm eating chicken embryo... I never liked eggs anyway... And then it occured to me that you are what you eat... so every time somebody calls me a pussy I have a comeback for it... and then I started karate lessons (this is all still happening in the microwave) and I became a black belt so I progressed really quickly I'd say... and then a ninja came by and he got pwned by my newly developed skills... So the serpent of the sea coughed up his soul, and the potato swallowed it, so mr zebra bought some nice shoes. Now I decided that the microwave isn't a good idea, because if somebody wants to reheat something, I will get reheated as well... So I moved out and went into a window, and I wondered that... glass is always in a constant liquid state... so, it drips, and flows, very very very very slowly... and then I thought that if time is a man made concept then are we all really standing still... so then I bought a tortoise because they are slow, and then I feel fast when I stand next to it, and feel bigger.

So now you know what I do as a daily activity, so have fun, and like I always say: if the shoe is clean, then wear it.

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  • Current Residence: Ontario, Canada
  • Interests: Philosophy, Nature, Listening, Gaming
  • Favourite movie: Amazon Women on the Moon
  • Favourite band or musician: Benjamin Gibbard
  • Favourite genre of music: [Indie] [Alternative Rock/Rock/Emo Rock] [Experimental] [Electronic] [Techno/Dance] [Rap/Hip-Hop]
  • Favourite artist: Salvidor Dali
  • Favourite style of art: Landscape Photos
  • Operating System: Microsoft Windows XP: Media Centre Edition 2005
  • MP3 player of choice: Microsoft Zune (120 GB)
  • Shell of choice: Polished
  • Wallpaper of choice: I perfer the walls to be painted
  • Skin of choice: I'm no racist bigot. That said I like 'em white.
  • Favourite game: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (Nintendo64, ©Nintendo, 2000)
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gameboy Advance
  • Personal Quote: I Forgot My Name So I Couldn't Claim The Reward
  • Tools of the Trade: Brown Paper Bag
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Dee-Jay! :D

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interesting...
brain...
you got going on there...

hahah..


it's ok, i can relate.

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