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Once Upon a Time

Thu Feb 22, 2007, 1:58 PM
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: Incubus - Whatever Tomorrow Brings
  • Reading: Bowling For Summer by Niles Goodwin
  • Watching: The Knights of the Dinner Table
  • Playing: With myself
  • Eating: The bottomless pit
  • Drinking: Rat poison with a hint of lime
So the other day I was drinking my juice and I wondered why it was made from concentrate.... Because orange juice made from concentrate sucks monkey balls on a stick in the middle of summer. But anywho. I started playing the flute but then I realised that I don't have a flute, nor do I know how to play it. It was very confusing, maybe it was all in my head... So then I went into the microwave to reflect on things that have happened to me in the past... and started thinking about, the one time I ate some eggs, and thought... ew I'm eating chicken embryo... I never liked eggs anyway... And then it occured to me that you are what you eat... so every time somebody calls me a pussy I have a comeback for it... and then I started karate lessons (this is all still happening in the microwave) and I became a black belt so I progressed really quickly I'd say... and then a ninja came by and he got pwned by my newly developed skills... So the serpent of the sea coughed up his soul, and the potato swallowed it, so mr zebra bought some nice shoes. Now I decided that the microwave isn't a good idea, because if somebody wants to reheat something, I will get reheated as well... So I moved out and went into a window, and I wondered that... glass is always in a constant liquid state... so, it drips, and flows, very very very very slowly... and then I thought that if time is a man made concept then are we all really standing still... so then I bought a tortoise because they are slow, and then I feel fast when I stand next to it, and feel bigger.

So now you know what I do as a daily activity, so have fun, and like I always say: if the shoe is clean, then wear it.

PEACIE HOMEZIES?

Thu Nov 2, 2006, 6:00 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Such Great Heights- The Postal Service
  • Reading: HAHAHA - Good one.
  • Watching: THE TEXT APPEAR ON THE SCREEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN
  • Playing: your mom L0LZLZAS.
  • Eating: Dude is is possible to multitask this massivly
  • Drinking: " "
What Be Up with you?

Yeah.

I pretty much quit this pretty much NOOOOOOOOO REALLY? YEAHH REALLY.

Actually I pretty much quit it before I entered it. Strange how that happens..?

Anywho.

I'll still go on every now and then to check the shizzle and see if my homiez got any.. shiznit-biz-hizzle. <--- HardxCore gangster right there.

But yeah by every now and then I mean between the last time I checked my shizzle and now.

I guess it's a good thing that I have no friends eh? Yeah a lot less things to check and a lot less things to remember.

I have a job and I am advancing in life slowly yet.. slowly?

Gonna -not- get my english credit this year. Yupp didn't get an ISU book. - Again. But last year wasn't this ...odd. <--- I am currently using ...odd to replace "gay" until I find a more appropriate word.

I work at William's Coffee Pub. It's a café pretty much and I work in the kitchen.

Got my wisdom teeth out during the summer if I didn't let you people that don't exist know yet.



I am going to order a desktop soon - now that I can actually get moneyyyyy. Not a SUPERxHOLYxSHITxCore computer buuuttt an amazing one in my eyes in retrospective to what Ive been using since I was 5. I'll just get a basic one - 512MB - you know. I can update it any time though.

I'm gonna get the WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIII+TwilightPrincess action in mid-late november.

Yeahh byotches the Wii will rock my pants off. - and yours too - join me?

AMIE IS THE BEST CAT IN THE WORLD - if you know how to make her not a bitch.








yeah i miss you heatherrrr wish you could go on msn every blue moon or so.



Yeah so yeah I better get back to doing -nothing. Yup bye ciao.

I don't know who the fuck will ever read this, though.

I Bring My Umbrella Fo' Drizzle

Thu Aug 31, 2006, 11:19 AM
Yeahh.

I went to Kingston from monday-wednesday. It's pretty sweet. It's like a pretty big place without being shitty like Toronto. Actually I'd probably live in Kingston. It has a waterfront too which is nice. And it has lots of girls. Yes it does. At least compared to Brantford. Pretty sweet historic sites, too. I went on a haunted walk thing. Whoa. And I took a "Tour Trolly". Yeahh. Also on the wednesday night we were there they held this annual festival thing in Fort Henry and it was like army re-enactments that the kids from the army college there did. Kingston was the first capital of Canada, eh? Yeah but it was too close to America and we didn't want them to attack it (because we all know America loves war) so we moved it more inward and it wound up being Ottowa eventually. Yeah and the first prime minister was born/lived in Kingston (John A. Macdonald.) I also went on this cruise through the 1000 Islands. Yeah and this Billy Bridger dude entertained us and he's pretty cool. He said he used to be a teacher and I was like shit man be my teacher please. And there was this like 4 year old chick who danced like crazy she like owned everyone else. Yeahh limestone city FTW.

Yeahh.

Schnee Schnaa Schnappy

Sat Jul 29, 2006, 6:33 PM
I am going to be absent for another like week... In Michigan or something... With my dad and his girlfriend and my brother and Madeline's kids and Madeline's friends or something that own the RV. So yup just so you know and stuff.


I

Am

Tired.

Ohhh and I've gotten back into Tales of Phantasia. I ammmmm about to beat itttt.

Due to popular demand

Thu Jul 20, 2006, 6:36 PM


there. happy now? better fucking be. bye.

*listens to "I'm Sorry"*

OH speaking of which

my brother's CD is coming out in less than a month or so he says. yeah i might be able to sell some to you guys or something maybe. who knows.

i like him. but everyone has opinions. but only mine matter.

ciao.

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